In a moment of levity, I asked AI to create me as a superhero.  Here's what ChatGPT suggested:

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Real Name: Keith Salwoski
Alias: The Communicator

 

Origin Story:
Once a humble PR intern at a Florida theme park, Keith discovered his superpowers while drafting a media release during a lightning storm at a newsroom. A bolt of inspiration (and maybe actual lightning) fused his journalistic instincts with an uncanny ability to craft stories that shift public perception and rally communities. Ever since, he’s used the power of narrative to influence, inspire, and ignite action.

 

Powers & Abilities:

• Voice of Influence: With a single message, The Communicator can sway crowds, calm crises, or spark viral excitement.

• Crisis Cloak: Able to deflect scandal and chaos with transparency, empathy, and a 60-second statement.

• Storyweaving: Can spin even the most mundane facts into gold-standard content.

• The Mic of Truth: His enchanted microphone compels honesty and clarity in anyone who speaks into it.

• Vision of the Brandscape: Sees marketing trends before they happen and identifies exactly what a brand needs to say and when.

 

Costume:

A tailored midnight blue suit lined with glowing copy lines, orange tie of persuasion, and a belt that doubles as a mobile media kit. His signature glowing microphone and clipboard are both weapons and tools of diplomacy.

 

Arch-Nemesis:
The Spin Doctor – a rogue strategist who manipulates truth and cloaks chaos in buzzwords. Only The Communicator’s clarity and ethics can unravel his deceptive schemes.

 

Catchphrase:
“Every message matters. Let’s make it count.”